“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”
So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.
this is the most annoying family ive ever heard
I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.
(Source: twitter.com, via thebi-valkyrieofvalhalla)
2017 better be nice to my mom
2018 better be nice to my mom
2019 better be nice to my mom
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When I was like, 9 years old I thought sponfebob was attractive and sexy and I said I wanted to marry him and my dad frowned really hard af me and said ‘don’t say that’ then he got up and went to his room and shut the door
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Cal has SUCH a beefy neck. Perfect for hickies and slight choking while you’re riding him.
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(Source: aliciavikander, via bob-belcher)
